Everyone's got tails


i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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❝ That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence. ❞

Pulp Fiction. Dir. Quentin Tarantino.  (via knightage)

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Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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before writing your au, consider the following: 

  • meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au
  • monopoly night au
  • commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au
  • you were the only one that offered to help me move in au
  • marching band au
  • sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
  • working in a museum au
  • panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au
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A Softer World: 1151
(I only miss 92% of the shots I don’t take. No big deal.)
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A Softer World: 1151

(I only miss 92% of the shots I don’t take. No big deal.)

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parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo


Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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I swear I’m not sleeping. It’s just a rare lengthy blinking disorder.


I swear I’m not sleeping. It’s just a rare lengthy blinking disorder.

Looking for badasses? Here’s one. Mrs Holmes was a genius in her field, field that is usually considered to be very uncommon for women to be into. She freely gave up possibly a very promising career for her family while her husband never dared to question her choice because he is “a bit of a moron himself” but considers this free choice of raising her children instead of concentrating on her career something that makes her incredibly attractive. The man is in love with her brain as well as her heart. One of her sons is in charge of “the security of the free world”. She only raises and eyebrow when he talks back at her and makes both of her grown up sons turn into 5-year-olds when she catches them doing something forbidden.

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I was trying to find something else in my folder of random Holmes crap awesome stuff but then I found this

And I laughed so much I couldn’t breathe and I nearly inhaled my chewing gum and now my stomach muscles hurt.

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I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO

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Never forget


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❝ What I’ve Learned:
1. A girl can lose feelings for you over night.
2. A kiss can be just that, a kiss. Completely meaningless.
3. Love can be one sided but I still wonder if that is love at all
4. Never beg for someone to stay or to love you. You shouldn’t have to beg for someone to be a part of your life or to love you. You deserve better than that.
5. Stop breaking your ribs to make space for those who do not belong there.
6. Learning to breathe again is harder than the doctors said it would be.
7. I don’t know what hurts more at night; being alone or being in love.
8. Laying with someone in bed at night is temporary. It won’t get rid of the lonely. You will still wake up and leave in the morning with a heavy heart and no hand to hold.
9. Sometimes the sky rains gasoline instead of water and you have to be strong enough and ignore the urge to set yourself on fire.
10. I will be okay someday. Bad things happen for no reason sometimes and things end but that shouldn’t mean you should come to an end too. The ocean will always have waves; I just have to learn to swim through them for a bit longer.
11. The stretch marks I left on my mother from birth will not be another suicide letter I never finished. ❞

— Oliver Nolau (via misehry)

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